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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:30
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
So they tried